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　　> > 1．跟你當這么久的朋友，你一直都很關心我， 我卻時常給你添麻煩，真不知該怎么報答你... 所以...下輩子作牛作馬....我一定會拔草給你吃的……
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　　> >　　2．沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！ 沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！ 就跟你說沒事了你還按個屁啊！
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　　> >　　3．很想你，可是又不好意思打給你，怕你正在忙，怕你不理我，怕你覺得我騷擾，真的好想跟你聯(lián)絡，但是… 電話費實在很貴，你打給我吧！
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　　> >　　4．如果你是流星我就追定你，如果你是衛(wèi)星我就等待你，如果你是恒星我就會戀上你，可惜...你是猩猩~我只能在動物園看到你!! 唉……可惜ㄚ!!
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　　> >　　5．現(xiàn)在的我好亂……心里不知道在想些什么……頭腦都被快煩死了.我真的不知道要怎么辦?你能不能告訴我……我真的不知道要吃大干面還是阿q桶面!
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　　> >　　6．謝謝你在我最失意的時候陪伴著我，在我最須要幫助的時候拉了我一把，千言萬語訴不盡，只想告訴你： 「自從認識你沒有一件好事發(fā)生！你真帶衰！」
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　　> >　　7．對不起唷~~那么晚了還傳簡訊給你~~ 如果有吵到你的話~~在此跟你說聲~~ 活該~~誰叫你要比我早睡ㄚ~~~呵呵!!
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　　> >　　8．遇到妳~是我心動的開始 愛上妳~是我幸福的選擇 擁有妳~是我最珍貴的財富 踏入紅毯~是我永恒的動力 永遠愛的人~是妳 遺憾的是~我傳錯人了
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　　> >　　10．因為你，我相信命運；因為你，我相信前世今生。也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆， 現(xiàn)在的我，好想說… 我上輩子是造了什么孽呀！
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　　> >　　11．由明天開始，市政府決定清除所有長相丑陋，有損市容的弱智青年！你快快收拾東西，出去避避風頭，別跟人說是我通知你的，切記！不用感謝！
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　　> >　　12．上帝看見你口渴，創(chuàng)造了水；上帝看見你餓,，創(chuàng)造了米；上帝看見你沒有可愛的朋友，創(chuàng)造了我； 然而祂也看見這世界上沒有白癡，順便也創(chuàng)造你。
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　　> >　　13．如果政府規(guī)定一個人一生只能對一個好，我情愿那個人就是你。我無怨無悔，至死不渝！但偏偏政府沒規(guī)定…那就算了！
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　　> >　　14． 想你是件快樂的事! 見你是件開心的事! 愛你是我永遠要做的事! 把你放在心上是我一直在做的事! 不過???騙你，是剛發(fā)生的事！哈哈！
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　　> >　　15．電話響了一聲，代表我正在想你!兩聲，代表我喜歡你!三聲，代表我愛你！ 當?shù)谄呗曧懫稹?媽的，我是真的有事找你，還不快接電話！
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　　> >　　16．根據統(tǒng)計，超過99.9長的像豬頭的人都用大拇指來按鈕看簡訊! 嘿嘿，不用換手了啦,已經來不及了。豬頭! 哈哈哈
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　　> >　　17．我把你的名字寫在天空里，可是被風吹走了；我把你的名字寫在沙灘上，可是被海沖走了；我把你的名字寫在每一個角落… ，我被警察抓走了！
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　　> >　　18．如果長得好看是一種錯…我已經鑄成大錯 如果可愛是一種罪…我已經犯了滔天大罪 做人真難!…你就好啦~沒錯又沒罪…真羨慕你
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　　> >　　19．當白云飄過，那是我想你的痕跡； 當陽光閃耀，那是我想你的感覺； 當雨水落下，那是我想你的證據；當雷電交加，那是我向天祈求你被劈中……哈--哈--
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　　> >　　20．如果說燒一年的香可以與你相遇，燒三年的香可以與你相識，燒十年的香可以與你相惜，為了我下輩子的幸福，我愿意……改信基督教　

[ 本帖最后由 不見，不散 于 2006-10-25 10:50 編輯 ]

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