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絕了！高人總結(jié)：老外辨別中國(guó)人的88種方法
1.You look like you are 18. 你看起來(lái)好像才18歲(東方人普遍看起來(lái)年輕, 呵呵)
2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜歡吃雞腳
3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃魚時(shí)會(huì)吸魚頭和魚鰭(他們都是直接切掉的)
4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
你的車子后視鏡上會(huì)吊中國(guó)擺設(shè)(偶沒(méi)有, 老爸不讓, 說(shuō)一看就是中國(guó)人, 俗, 郁悶)
5.You sing karaoke. 你唱KTV(唐人街才有的玩意兒)
6.Your house is covered with tile.你的房子鋪的是瓷磚(老外都是木板)
7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of
grease.你的廚房覆蓋著一層厚厚的油脂(愛炒東西的緣故)
8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的爐子上面有鋁箔
9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
你的遙控器外面包著塑料(發(fā)現(xiàn)真的只有中國(guó)人才這樣)
10.You\'ve never kissed your mom or dad. 你從沒(méi)吻過(guò)你父母(中國(guó)人誰(shuí)這樣啊)
11.You've never hugged your mom or dad. 你從沒(méi)抱過(guò)你父母(幼兒園時(shí)算不算?)
12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.
你的視覺(jué)想象力低于20/500(不知啥意思)
13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your \"coke bottle glasses\". 你戴隱形眼鏡
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這樣才能避免戴你的"瓶底眼鏡"(怎么說(shuō)得中國(guó)人好像都近視? 偶就不怎么戴眼鏡, 不過(guò)也
近視兩三百了, 呵呵)
14.You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年級(jí)開始就戴眼鏡了.(中國(guó)人都是愛學(xué)習(xí)的好孩子... 怎么又跟眼鏡有關(guān)?)
15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后頭發(fā)會(huì)豎起來(lái).
16.You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你會(huì)為一些不可質(zhì)疑的事情辯論.(無(wú)理取鬧???)
17.You love to use coupons. 你喜歡用折價(jià)券. (勤儉節(jié)約~~)
18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你為了最便宜的汽油費(fèi)不息開著車子到處找. (恩, 我爸就這樣)
19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
你開著車子兜圈為了找到最好的停車位. (看來(lái)老外真的不太講究這個(gè).)
20.You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (許多美國(guó)人都是早上洗, 不知道為什么)
21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房間里的非免費(fèi)食品你都不吃.(那些東西都是over-charged了的, 誰(shuí)那么笨啊)
22.You don\'t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十個(gè)人擠一間汽車旅房.(那也太摳門了吧...)
23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. 如果你是男人,那么你身上的體毛比大多數(shù)女人少. (又不是大猩猩, 老子要那么多體毛干什么?)
24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 別人為你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子.(在廣東茶樓尤其如此, 不然沒(méi)禮貌)
25.You say "Aiya!"and "Wah!"frequently.你經(jīng)常說(shuō)"哎(二聲)呀(四聲)" 和
"哇(四聲)".
26.You don\'t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.你不喜歡系安全帶因?yàn)榘踩珟ё屇愀杏X(jué)不舒服. (暈~~~~~~~)
27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. 你喜歡拉斯維加斯, 老虎機(jī)和二十一點(diǎn). (中國(guó)人好賭, 地球人都知道)
28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper.你細(xì)心地打開你的圣誕節(jié)禮物, 因?yàn)槟阋糁b紙?jiān)儆? (誰(shuí)叫偶沒(méi)錢啊)
29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off.
你只會(huì)在圣誕節(jié)后買圣誕卡, 因?yàn)樗麄兇蛄宋逭? (^_^這根本就是在說(shuō)我, 圣誕節(jié)卡留著下一年用, 省下一筆錢好好吃一頓更劃算^_^)
30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.你的廚房桌子上有一條抹布.(老外只有紙巾)
31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That\'s why you need thevinyl tablecloth. 你把骨頭和其他雜碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必須有抹布. (沒(méi)吐在紙巾上的后果, 老外真是浪費(fèi)...)
32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.你的電冰箱存著一萬(wàn)年前的食物.
33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗機(jī)當(dāng)碗櫥
34.You have never used your dishwasher. 你從來(lái)沒(méi)用過(guò)你的洗碗機(jī).
35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一個(gè)熱水瓶里面永遠(yuǎn)裝著熱水.(自來(lái)水不是人人都喝得慣的~~~)
36.You eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在廚房吃飯.
37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. 你把用過(guò)的塑料袋,錫紙和錫盤留著.
38.You have a piano in your living room. 你客廳里有一架鋼琴. (管他會(huì)不會(huì)彈,看起來(lái)倍兒有面子)
39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).你會(huì)在餐桌上剔牙, 但手遮著嘴.
40.You twirl your pen around your fingers. 你會(huì)轉(zhuǎn)筆
41.You hate to waste food. 你討厭浪費(fèi)食物. (沒(méi)去過(guò)大陸餐館吃過(guò)飯的老外, 唉...)
42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftoverchicken wing.你冰箱里有三口剩飯和一只雞翼.
43.You don't own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars. 你家里沒(méi)有任何家用塑料制品，只有一櫥子洗過(guò)再拿來(lái)用的油瓶，飯盒和醬壇子。
44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 你把果醬瓶當(dāng)水杯用. (靠,偶沒(méi)見過(guò))
45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. 你有收集旅館免費(fèi)洗發(fā)水瓶子的愛好
46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15minutes).These snacks are always dried and include dried plums,mango,ginger,and squid. 你每次外出十五分鐘都會(huì)帶著你的零食:干芒果, 李子或
烤魷魚.
47.You wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it.
你會(huì)洗2-3次米.
48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 你爸以為自己可以修任何東西.
49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
你的車子里堆了無(wú)數(shù)玩偶.
50.You don\'t use measuring cups. 你不用量杯
51.You beat eggs with chopsticks. 你用筷子打雞蛋.
52.You have a teacup with a cover on it. 你有一個(gè)有蓋的茶杯. (茶壺嘛~~~)
53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling information(*69)costs 50cents. 你總是在電話簿里找電話號(hào)碼, 因?yàn)樽稍冸娫捹M(fèi)用為五角.
54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm. 你只在11點(diǎn)后打長(zhǎng)途. (免費(fèi)美國(guó)國(guó)內(nèi), 中國(guó)不知什么時(shí)候才有, 有競(jìng)爭(zhēng)果然還是件好事, bs中國(guó)電信)
55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.如果你是位男性，你會(huì)對(duì)好玩的東西鼓掌，如果你是位女性，你會(huì)捂著嘴咯咯的笑（笑不路齒嘛）
56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 你喜歡沒(méi)有配過(guò)音的中國(guó)電影.
57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films. 你喜歡中國(guó)功夫片.
58.You\'ve learnt some form of martial arts. 你會(huì)一些中國(guó)武術(shù).
59.Shaolin actually means something to you.少林對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)是有含義的
60.You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. 你喜歡很老的蛋配的粥.
(What?)應(yīng)該是皮蛋瘦肉粥吧
61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
你喜歡有頭尾的蝦.
62.You never call your parents just to say hi. 你從不為了問(wèn)聲好而call你父母. (失實(shí)嚴(yán)重, 這個(gè)老外認(rèn)識(shí)的中國(guó)人都太摳門了, 連個(gè)國(guó)際長(zhǎng)途也省, bs之)
63.If you don't live at home,when your parents call,they ask if you\'ve eaten,even if it's midnight.如果你不在家, 你的父母會(huì)打電話問(wèn)你吃了嗎, 就算半夜12點(diǎn)也不例外.
64.When you\'re sick,your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay. 當(dāng)你病了的時(shí)候, 你父母要你不吃油炸食品和烤的東西, 因?yàn)?quot;熱氣yeet hay". 廣東音
65.You know what yeet hay is. 你知道什么是熱氣
66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work,even though you only 10feet apart.你上班時(shí)給你中國(guó)朋友send email, 即使你們相距10尺.
67.You use a face cloth. 你敷面膜.
68.You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.
你去吃自助餐前會(huì)把自己餓個(gè)半死.
69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.你認(rèn)識(shí)可以打折賣給你珠寶或電器的人.
70.You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you\'re never going to use them again. 你留著用過(guò)的可樂(lè)瓶.
71.You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 你有自己的切肉刀而且你會(huì)磨它
72.Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
你的牙膏都擠到紙一樣薄.
73.You know what moon cakes are. 你知道什么是月餅.
74.When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.當(dāng)廁紙降價(jià)時(shí),你買了100多卷并囤在衣櫥或別人的房間里. (這個(gè)厲害, 那個(gè)被占領(lǐng)臥室的人真可憐)
75.Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. 不知道什么意思
76.You iron your own shirts. 你自己燙衣服. (意思是父母不會(huì)燙, 老外勁小瞧咱中國(guó)人, 看我飛起一腿,啊扎~~~~`)
77.You play a musical 包含ument.你會(huì)彈奏一種樂(lè)器. (當(dāng)然, 咱中國(guó)人打小都是天才,哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.......)
78.Even if you're totally full,if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table,you'll finish them.即使你飽了, 當(dāng)別人要把剩下的菜倒掉時(shí)你會(huì)一嘴把它吃完.(........really?.......)
79.You've eaten a red bean popsicle.你吃過(guò)紅豆冰棍
80.You bring oranges (or other produce)with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. 你拜訪別人時(shí)會(huì)帶著水果
81.You fight over who pays the dinner bill.你在餐后搶著付帳單.
82.You majored in something practical like engineering,medicine or law.你的主科是實(shí)用型的, 工程學(xué), 機(jī)械學(xué)或法律.
83.You live with your parents and you are 30years old (and they prefer it that way).Or if you\'re married and 30years old,you live in the apartment next door to your parents,or at least in the same neighborhood.你三十歲時(shí)還和父母住在一起并且他們也喜歡你這樣.
或者你已經(jīng)三十歲并且結(jié)婚了, 但你還住在父母隔壁或同個(gè)小區(qū).
84.You don\'t tip more than 10%at a restaurant,and if you do,you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more. 你不會(huì)給超過(guò)10%的小費(fèi), 即使有也是給中國(guó)服務(wù)員. (靠,我都是給15%的, 給10%人家恨死你. 可能每個(gè)州不一樣吧)
85.You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. 你愛好吃苦瓜. (我就不愛吃苦瓜,苦瓜湯還可以)
86.You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl,but don\'t eat the last piece of food on the table.你吃光碗里的最后一粒米, 但不吃盤里的最后一口菜.
87.You know why there are 88reasons. 你知道為什么這里有88條.
88.You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends.你發(fā)覺(jué)這里說(shuō)的都是真的, 所以你把它send 給你認(rèn)識(shí)的所有中國(guó)朋友. (呵呵~~~)
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發(fā)表于 2007-2-6 21:14:15
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