一個(gè)前臺(tái)小姐的超強(qiáng)暴笑八級(jí)英語(yǔ)！！
本文要求一定英語(yǔ)水平，絕對(duì)搞笑！純粹中國(guó)式“土產(chǎn)英語(yǔ)”
昨天來(lái)了個(gè)老外，進(jìn)到辦公室，前臺(tái)小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，面帶微笑的：
前臺(tái)小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前臺(tái)小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前臺(tái)小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前臺(tái)小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前臺(tái)小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前臺(tái)小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” |
發(fā)表于 2006-6-5 07:38:24
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